Monk has evaporated
HEY MONK!!! I know you're out there. I know you check the blog occassionally.
*Does the 'I'm watching you' motion*
Just to get everyone up to speed, here's "what's happening", the 411, or whatever you want to call it. I was right. Despite his futile lies, the Monk hasn't kept in touch. Not even on scheduled meetings. He won't answer the phone (but then that's nothing new), and to be honest, people are getting worried. That's right Monk, we do care, even if we're not classed as your "real" friends. I've tried ringing, I've tried texting (and if declaring Johnsons' love for you isn't going to help then nothing is), so what can you do?
...I'll tell you what we can do....and yes, I've thought about it far too much. Here's my itinerary:
1. Post a blog on myspace asking people to slag off the Monk in order to bring about the "tight lipped anger" state and bring him out of seclusion. Three responses to that so far in a day. Not bad, but we can do better people!
2. This is the stage we're at now. I'm posting this message here, not only as an update, but as a declaration of intent. I know Monk won't do anything the easy or obvious way, so I'm going to have to play up to his sense of dramaticism and mystery (does he in fact live alone?). As a side note, please feel free to post your comments of support here, and slag him off on myspace. The ying to this yang.
3. You didn't think I'd stop there? You know I'm too bull headed for that. Three is one of my favourites. We're going to set up an only petition to try and show how much we want Monkle back. Once that's in place we're going to create a youtube video asking people to keep an eye out for him and report any sightings. Especially round about the Greggs on Northumberland street.
4. Yep, still going. People want me to skip straight to this one, but that would be too easy. We know roughly where he lives (within a few miles or so, unless that was an elaborate lie), so we're going to canvas the area with posters asking if you've seen our lost Monk. Don't worry I'll find the most embarrasing photo I can.
5.........I'm hoping 4 works, otherwise I'm going to have to think of a 5. But in the mean time I'll be looking for volunteers to post the fliers when the time arises, and anything else you think you can contribute. Hell, we could have a canned food drive or something.
So there you have it. My plan of attack as it were, and you can stop it Monk. At any time. All you have to do is contact me or pick up the damn phone. From here on in I'll be making one phone call attempt before each stage, just to give you the chance.
Who said I wasn't fair?
Oh, and I almost forgot. For such an event we need a name. That name?
The Monk-a-Licious Monk Hunt 2007!
Now that's MaLTTM
*Does the 'I'm watching you' motion*
Just to get everyone up to speed, here's "what's happening", the 411, or whatever you want to call it. I was right. Despite his futile lies, the Monk hasn't kept in touch. Not even on scheduled meetings. He won't answer the phone (but then that's nothing new), and to be honest, people are getting worried. That's right Monk, we do care, even if we're not classed as your "real" friends. I've tried ringing, I've tried texting (and if declaring Johnsons' love for you isn't going to help then nothing is), so what can you do?
...I'll tell you what we can do....and yes, I've thought about it far too much. Here's my itinerary:
1. Post a blog on myspace asking people to slag off the Monk in order to bring about the "tight lipped anger" state and bring him out of seclusion. Three responses to that so far in a day. Not bad, but we can do better people!
2. This is the stage we're at now. I'm posting this message here, not only as an update, but as a declaration of intent. I know Monk won't do anything the easy or obvious way, so I'm going to have to play up to his sense of dramaticism and mystery (does he in fact live alone?). As a side note, please feel free to post your comments of support here, and slag him off on myspace. The ying to this yang.
3. You didn't think I'd stop there? You know I'm too bull headed for that. Three is one of my favourites. We're going to set up an only petition to try and show how much we want Monkle back. Once that's in place we're going to create a youtube video asking people to keep an eye out for him and report any sightings. Especially round about the Greggs on Northumberland street.
4. Yep, still going. People want me to skip straight to this one, but that would be too easy. We know roughly where he lives (within a few miles or so, unless that was an elaborate lie), so we're going to canvas the area with posters asking if you've seen our lost Monk. Don't worry I'll find the most embarrasing photo I can.
5.........I'm hoping 4 works, otherwise I'm going to have to think of a 5. But in the mean time I'll be looking for volunteers to post the fliers when the time arises, and anything else you think you can contribute. Hell, we could have a canned food drive or something.
So there you have it. My plan of attack as it were, and you can stop it Monk. At any time. All you have to do is contact me or pick up the damn phone. From here on in I'll be making one phone call attempt before each stage, just to give you the chance.
Who said I wasn't fair?
Oh, and I almost forgot. For such an event we need a name. That name?
The Monk-a-Licious Monk Hunt 2007!
Now that's MaLTTM
posted by The Warthog at
11:13 pm
2 Comments:
I WANT TO HELP!!!!!! :D this is the most exciting thing thats happened in ages lol.
and i know you say you like stage three the best but get real MAC. Stage four is obviously the best!
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Anonymous, at 11:17 am
Well yeah, everyone says stage 4. I'm thinking we should have T-shirts made for when we're putting up the posters. Thanks for volunteering for the Monk Hunt :)
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The Warthog, at 1:13 pm
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