Ant revolution

Did I say it had been too quiet or did I say it had been too quiet? Monday we discovered that the war has began officially. The primary wave appears to be a large army of ants that have burst in through the living room floor and are attempting to eat all our food. Starving us out ay? Sneaky buggers. We've retaliated so far with hot water, which quenched the swell of ants somewhat, but not enough. We need to find the queen, and to do that we'll have to rip up the floorboards (probably).

............however, I really don't want to lose my security deposit, so I think I'll just wait to see what the next barrage of attacks will be like.

I bet the main wasp swarm is lying in wait for us in the new flat. Did I not tell you about the new flat? Oh well, my bad.