Losing sense/ability

It's a common fact that if one sense weakens or is lost, another will thrive to compensate for this loss. In theory, this should also work for limbs. You see people who've lost the use of/or then entirety of their legs. By using a wheelchair they gain more upper body strength through the shear effort of getting around. Even if they didn't have a wheelchair, you'd logically assume that they would have to use their arms more in their day to day activities, (This is assuming that they do not become dependent of others for their daily lives. And if that's by choice then it's a damn shame because they're making two people's lives that bit harder).

Now I'm a moderately - more than moderately lazy person. See, I just did it there. I used a hyphen ("-") instead of the word "to". How lazy is that? Is this the only solution to get around this and get buff? Sure it seems drastic to hack off ones legs in order to increase your biceps, but it's sure to work. Isn't it?

.....maybe I just need more discipline. Or I could tie my legs together. That might work. Getting to work would be tricky. But I'm sure I'd think of something.

And yes. I've noticed a general subconscious trend in my blogs of late that tend towards self mutilation. I know I know. What? You're worried? How do you think I feel?