Perished pets
We've come up with a plan. We're not allowed live pets in the flat.....oh, you can see where I'm going with this? Exactly, dead (preferably stuffed) dogs are what we need, although one would do just to start out. I'm serious though, we would like a stuffed dog as a pet. If anyone knows where to get one, is giving one away, wants us to adopt, let us know. I'll look after it and feed it and take it for walks every day. Honest :D
posted by The Warthog at
1:30 am
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Hmmm...not sure, although I think the 'fat bitch' model comes highly recommended for its ancillary uses uas a footrest / pommel horse.
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Anonymous, at 6:56 pm
That is a very good idea. Overweight pets are bound to die young, so they'll leave a pretty(ish) corpse. Then again, we could just get a taxidermist to overstuff one.
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The Warthog, at 1:21 am
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