Exercise at last
Well I've thought about it, and there's no harm in changing a bit more of the outside me. I mean, when I was in the changing rooms last week trying on a new shirt I caught a glimpse of my torso. It didn't really inspire me with confidence, so I've started doing some exercises. Just your standard push ups and pulls ups. Mainly because it's been oooh, what, 8 years or so since I did PE and I can't think of many others. I might start with some weights too.
But don't let this give you the wrong impression ladies, I might just have high standards of how my own body should look like. I'm just not as toned as I'd like to be. Don't go getting downheartened, you'll never know what I've seen til you try......okay I know no one will buy that one. Pretend you didn't just read this post, forget forget forget forget forget forget forget.
But seriously, remind me not to wear the same t-shirt I'm planning to wear the next day in case it gets sweaty. I've fallen into that trap already. Also, any other exercises you could recommend would be greatly appreciated. And if you could not let me give up just 'cos I'm lazy, I can see that happening. If you do, I'll treat you to two tickets to the gun show, BABOOM.
haha
But don't let this give you the wrong impression ladies, I might just have high standards of how my own body should look like. I'm just not as toned as I'd like to be. Don't go getting downheartened, you'll never know what I've seen til you try......okay I know no one will buy that one. Pretend you didn't just read this post, forget forget forget forget forget forget forget.
But seriously, remind me not to wear the same t-shirt I'm planning to wear the next day in case it gets sweaty. I've fallen into that trap already. Also, any other exercises you could recommend would be greatly appreciated. And if you could not let me give up just 'cos I'm lazy, I can see that happening. If you do, I'll treat you to two tickets to the gun show, BABOOM.
haha
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I have to vote for swimming: very effective, and really quite humbling when you're being overtaken by octagenarian ladies with refined backstrokes.
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Anonymous, at 8:01 am
I've been warned away from Byker swimming pool though. I didn't like the harrowing mortified look on Mumbles' face when I mentioned it. I wonder if the gym up the road has one? Hmmm
Thanks for the suggestion. But if I get any varuccas, God help you
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The Warthog, at 11:50 am
Thanks to Movie Mind for sending me that weight workout. I'll be wearing a pink vest shouting "BEEFCAKE BEEFCAKE" in no time. Below is a(n unfotunately necessarily edited) version of what he posted:
"I'm sending you my patented skinny guy to hulking mass of pulsating, barely able to be contained in your own skin, humonguliod muscle building workout by priority email Doug. Though after watching you take on Slougth,God knows what you'll be able to do in the after shots."
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The Warthog, at 12:54 am
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