The Crimson shave

Last time I shaved (before today), I shaved drunk. I wasn't a pretty sight (but lets face it, when am I ever?......gee, no sympathy), what with all the blood and hairy patches all over my face. Today was different.

Today I was sober. Today I had possibly the worst shaving related cut since jack the ripper decided to do other things with his cut throat razor. The blood poored everywhere, it was like an unstopable tidlewave of life giving liquid. However, I was in the classical shaving mindset and I persevered. It got to the point, as it often does, where the shaving foam began to fade. This of course meant that I was left with shaving using blood as a lubricant. And you know what? It's not too bad. In fact I think it was easier to shave with blood than shaving foam. I'd recommend it to anyone.....but I hope it doesn't scar too badly.