The saucy part of life
Okay okay. It's time I addressed the sauce issue. Now I'm not a fan of sauces. Never have been, probably never will be. If you can't handle that then we've got a problem, and we can take it outside if you want. After school in the parking lot, alone. No chewing gum in the hair or I'm telling miss.
People constantly go on at me about how plain my burgers must be, or how sick in the head I am for appreciating the raw unrefined taste of what I'm eating...or words to that effect. It's the same with being left handed. People always make that weird "uuurgh" sound when they see you write and make some sort of statement like "Why don't you write with the proper hand". Okay so I'm a minority in those two stakes. Deal with it.
With that in mind, there are some sauces that do get past the censor. Barbeque sauce is good in moderation. If you class gravy as a sauce then that's definitely up there with the greats....although admittedly that's only two so it has to be "up there".
People constantly go on at me about how plain my burgers must be, or how sick in the head I am for appreciating the raw unrefined taste of what I'm eating...or words to that effect. It's the same with being left handed. People always make that weird "uuurgh" sound when they see you write and make some sort of statement like "Why don't you write with the proper hand". Okay so I'm a minority in those two stakes. Deal with it.
With that in mind, there are some sauces that do get past the censor. Barbeque sauce is good in moderation. If you class gravy as a sauce then that's definitely up there with the greats....although admittedly that's only two so it has to be "up there".
posted by The Warthog at
3:54 pm
4 Comments:
Although, if you really are eager to test your immortality, being a left-hander means you'll probably die nine years earlier than the average ubiquitous, sneering righty. I hope, in some perverse way, this brings you comfort. Enough of this world, and its tyranny of condiments!
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Anonymous, at 7:05 pm
You know what, dying nine years earlier than those who condemn me gives me no solace at all.
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The Warthog, at 11:03 pm
Rights Drool Lefts are cool
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Anonymous, at 11:04 am
Hell yeah!
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The Warthog, at 1:20 am
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