Artichoke failure

I'm sorely dissapointed in myself. Every Wednesday since announcing it, I've forgotten to do the Artichoke test at either 10am or 10pm. Now I know you've been sitting on the edge of your seats waiting for it.

In other Artichoke news. I've tried the phrase twice this week and both have been shouted down. The Artichoke is a non-negotiable phrase and whether the situation calls for it is not up for debate. All I ask for is a simple topic change, jeez.