Straight Jacket Diaries

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Midget stand off

In what could possibly be the greatest triple threat matchup of all time, who would win in a fight between Snarf (from Thundercats), Orko (from He-Man) and Gwildor (from the Masters of the Universe film)?

I wouldn't be thrown off by the fact that Orko and Gwildor are from He-Man related media, I'd hate Gwildor if I were Orko. Wouldn't you if after years of striving to be the best inept wizard there is, up comes a dwarf with a magic key to replace you in the live action version of something you helped mould and create.

We all hate you Gwildor. Die! Die! Die!

....but then again I never really like Snarf or Orko either....but Gwildor really grinds my gears. However, it's not a popularity contest. Snarf is the only one with any agility and a moderate amount of cunning. Orko, whilst nippy, doesn't have any real force behind him, other than throwing a lucky spell now and again. Gwildor.....grumble grumble, he takes about half an hour of playing with his cosmic key before he can do anything, so I think he's out of the fight hands down.....but you never can tell.

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