Kevin Smith's in Edinburgh

Due to monetary constraints I've turned down tickets to see the second showing of Clerks 2 and a Q and A with Kevin Smith (one of my favourite directors). Of course I'm completely gutted, but it's too late to do anything about it now. I don't even know what I'd ask. A friend of mine from University (lets call him Lamtron) is going however and said that if I can think of a question he would try and ask it. I need to put my thinking cap on....

Do I go with the sensible approach and ask an arty, plot driven and historic question? Do I ask a funny question like one of the many asked in Mallrats? Or shall I just wait for inspiration? Baring in mind I really should have it prepared for today I better get thinking.

I almost forgot, Lamtron said he'd try and get the great Mr Smith to give me a call. How cool would that be? I'll have to figure out how to record stuff on my phone.