Pub toilets

What is it with pub toilet floors? Is there someone employed to piss on their or are some people just so drunk that they have trouble hitting a 6 foot wide trough? It's disgusting and it's a damn good job that I'm usually too far gone to remember that I'll be trailling drunk's urine into my flat. To top it off, on Friday the hot tap was blatantly lying to me. There was no way that bad boy was getting any warmer than absolute zero. I believe I've been given the incorrect information.