God, I'm talking to pumpkins

This is it. It's finally the day. I'm having a conversation with a vegatable (and just to clarify I mean the inanimate edible kind, not the....inanimate edible kind with a brain). I bought two pumpkins to carve before the party on Tuesday and as soon as I picked one up I jumped right into a conversation. It wasn't planned or anything, I just started apologising about how long I've taken to get around to this and asking him if he's got any ideas regarding what sort of design I'll go for, because to be fair, it is his face after all and he should have some input.

Luckily, he remained silent, but like any host I continued to chat away. I think it may have just been a way to cope with the fact that if he was alive, he soon wouldn't be, what with the repeated stabbing and gutting. Poor Larry. Nice face though. I'll have to take a photo.