Halloween PAAARTY!!!
In case your a secret reader or I've missed you out, here's your official invite to our Halloween party. You can print it out and show it at the door if you wish. It's actually on Halloween, a fact I fought to the bitter end to make sure happened. Everyone would logically suggest that it should be on the Saturday before hand so people wouldn't be at work the next day.....but not me. For one we work shifts so we might have been, secondly what's the point of having a party revolving around something that hasn't happened yet? I don't open my Christmas presents before 25th December and I ain't about to celebrate all hallows eve too early (FYI start turning up from around 7:30pm yall).
But back to the point. Last time we had a party I posted the rule that you're all invited, unless we didn't like you. That seemed to have some effect on the turnout so here's the new rules:
That last one isn't my idea and I wouldn't blame you for ignoring it. In fact I think it might be a little harsh for me to follow this one as I will have to constantly try and kill a small litter of cats because they woke me from my slumber whilst bossing round a lizard, a monkey, a jackal and a vulture, and that's far too much damn work for one drunken night. However, if you supply your own cats (on costume of course. I'd love to see a little Panthro kitty with nunchuks) I will endeavour to slaughter them if you so wish.
Speaking of which, I painted my mask today. I might try the bandages out in a bit to see if I have enough. In fact, hang on a minute....
But back to the point. Last time we had a party I posted the rule that you're all invited, unless we didn't like you. That seemed to have some effect on the turnout so here's the new rules:
- You're all invitied....unless we absolutely despise you
- You're not coming through the door unless your in costume
- You have to behave like the person/thing/embodiment of a mental pressence when you're here.
That last one isn't my idea and I wouldn't blame you for ignoring it. In fact I think it might be a little harsh for me to follow this one as I will have to constantly try and kill a small litter of cats because they woke me from my slumber whilst bossing round a lizard, a monkey, a jackal and a vulture, and that's far too much damn work for one drunken night. However, if you supply your own cats (on costume of course. I'd love to see a little Panthro kitty with nunchuks) I will endeavour to slaughter them if you so wish.
Speaking of which, I painted my mask today. I might try the bandages out in a bit to see if I have enough. In fact, hang on a minute....
posted by The Warthog at
1:30 am
2 Comments:
Although my Nosferatu is easily achieved (steadfast calvity, plastic vamp teeth, and lighting arranged so as to cast my creeping shade on blanched stairwells), I am grossly and despicably engaged. I have infinite faith in your Mumm-Ra though, and expect copious pictures of you in all your malevolent glory...
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Anonymous, at 9:02 pm
And you shall have them. Hopefully we should have some decent ones of Mumm-Ra laying the smackdown on Lion-O (Spicy). You haven't lived until you've seen the undead powerbomb a kitten through a table.
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The Warthog, at 2:46 am
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