No more hunting

It may shock you to discover that The crocodile hunter Steve Irwin is dead. On the other hand, everyone you ever met in your life may have told you already. Every person I saw on that fateful day told me the news. Every single person....yet no one has a video of it....yet.

For a guy who wrestled nature for years, it's ironic that he is killed by a creature that has such a low murder rate it's unbelievable. A stingray's tail through the heart is one crappy way to go, but think of it this way. Don't you reckon that the creatures of the world rest a little easier now? The chances of wildlife generating a heart condition by being persued by a crazy australian are that much lower now. All animals can sigh in unified relief due to the fact that it's that bit less likely that they're going to get picked up by the tail and talked jibberish at.

Not that I'm condoning animal violence towards people you understand. No no no. In fact I think we should take a stand and fight back.

THEY WANT A WAR? WE'LL GIVE THEM A WAR!!!