Toilet humour

Sorry for keeping y'all hanging, but I need to find some time to write that much needed post when I'm not half asleep. Hopefully I'll do it in the morning. In the meantime, onto important business.

After a nice long relaxing bowel movement, have you ever wanted to wipe your behind with a puppy? If not then why do Andrex toilet paper make such a big deal about linking the two, even to the point of putting pictures of them on the paper?

If you said "Yes, yes I have had such wishes", then good on you. Not only have you recognised the fact that their fur is pretty absorbant, but that their constant wriggling would further reduce the amount of work you'd have to put in during a big wipe. That's right, no dead puppies for us. That's just creating more work for yourself.

There is also one other added advantage. Have you ever sat there and realised how great a bede a puppies tongue would be? Exactly.

Maybe this is why Mumbles won't let me have a puppy. The fiend.