Monk's no Houdini obviously

I must say, I'm sorely disappointed in the lack of support for our poor Monk in his plight. One comment on the rally cry to freedom and that was slagging him off. Can't you see he's going insane....sure that's entertaining and all, but what beasts of burden will he give birth to when he comes back? Last time he and the callback bowl gave rise to the ultimately doomed callback team. Given the added insanity and half a chance imagine what else shall emerge as the fruit of his loins. What horrors he could bring forth into the world....and will that insanity bring him ever closer to his ultimate initiation into the Unfortunates? (I can't believe Mumm-Ra touched me today, I'm still feeling ill from that one).

Have a heart. Otherwise you'll never be able to look at an adult diaper again. That's just not radicool.