200th POST!!!
Whoop there it is. The two hundredth post. That's right, 200. I was going to work out the binary representation of 200 aswell for effect, but it's 2am and I can't be chewed. Anyway, that's a hell of a lot of writing. Thanks to all those that have read through it, even if it was just a little. I feel like I should have something monumental and inspirational to say.....hmmm, let me think.
Well there's this great little quote from one of my favourite films, Mallrats:
"Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead. "
But that doesn't seem to quite cut it. Okay, here's something I came up with a few years ago:
The past is unchangeable
The future inevitable
Today is yours. Do with it as you wish.
Well there's this great little quote from one of my favourite films, Mallrats:
"Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead. "
But that doesn't seem to quite cut it. Okay, here's something I came up with a few years ago:
The past is unchangeable
The future inevitable
Today is yours. Do with it as you wish.
posted by The Warthog at
2:03 am
4 Comments:
Congratulations on the 200th Al, a momentous achievment. I think that makes you a bicenturion, which sounds suitably like a new genus of Transformer. To celebrate, in your honour I'm going to enjoy a period of wanton sobriety.
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Anonymous, at 10:43 pm
Thanks. I on the other hand shall take the opposite approach and get as drunk as possible as often as possible. Now if only I had a hip flask to take into work....
Not only does a bicenturion sound like a Transformers sub species, but it also sounds like a bisexual Centurion. SEMI-GAY POWER EXTREME and whatnot. I wonder what they'd specialise in since land, sea and air are all taken?
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The Warthog, at 1:04 am
Hmmm, what about swimming pools? Obviouly, that gives them slightly more limited powers. Does specialising in the air include clouds? And why isn't there a name for the fear of rainbows? Answer me!
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Anonymous, at 5:35 pm
I think they would specialise in uncut string.
And while there does not appear to be an official stance on the fear of rainbows, it does appear to occur. So far I've only found one article on it and this amateur fearophile proposes to call it "IRIDOPHOBIA".
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The Warthog, at 1:09 pm
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