Inward conversation #1
Look, stop it. Stop getting distracted by the internet when you're supposed to be writing your CV. Stop it now. Warthog you ratfink, do as you're told.
Why the hell do we have to have "always on" internet access? DAMN YOU TELEWEST!
It's not Telewest's fault. It's ours. Just unplug it from the wall.
No, are you made? If I do that then everyone loses their connection. You know what geeks are like when they lose access to the internet. Bloodbath. Cold painful bloodbath.
Just....just shut up. Just stop trying to figure out the world and it's little intricicies and get the damn CV out of the way. It's 1:19am and you have work in the morning.
But I don't want to go to work.
Well you're going and that's it. Especially since you seem to be the only one bringing in any money these days. Look, I'll break your fingers if you don't stop this nonsense and get back to work.
Yesum.
Why the hell do we have to have "always on" internet access? DAMN YOU TELEWEST!
It's not Telewest's fault. It's ours. Just unplug it from the wall.
No, are you made? If I do that then everyone loses their connection. You know what geeks are like when they lose access to the internet. Bloodbath. Cold painful bloodbath.
Just....just shut up. Just stop trying to figure out the world and it's little intricicies and get the damn CV out of the way. It's 1:19am and you have work in the morning.
But I don't want to go to work.
Well you're going and that's it. Especially since you seem to be the only one bringing in any money these days. Look, I'll break your fingers if you don't stop this nonsense and get back to work.
Yesum.
posted by The Warthog at
1:21 am
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