Yes or No? Take a chance

Random chance hates me, pure and simple. One of my A-Levels was General Studies, and every test for that was multiple choice. It was here that I discovered Random chance's deep rooted hatred for me. I'm absolutely terrible at multiple choice. Even when She who shall not be named tested me on it, Random chance blatantly won until it got exhausted and gave up.

It's not just with exams and tests either. If I have a choice of yes or no in life I'll choose the wrong one. Do I buy a new pair of trainers? If I choose no it'll rain and my old ones will fall apart. If I choose yes then some sort of crippling financial scandal will unfurl. Even going back to my recent relationship goings on. I got a phone call and she asked "Are you looking for a relationship?". Any guy in their right mind would think the obvious answer would be yes. To be honest, that would have been my answer either way....and the result just goes to show how poor my chances are when Mr Random gets involved.

Also, keep an eye out for his little brother Brandon Chance. He's like the dorky little look out that will kick you in the ribs once his brothers had his way. Damn you boy!