The Monk's only escape other than death

We've all picked on the Monk a little too much recently, and I do feel sorry for him since he's been forced back onto National Rail Enquiries. On the plus side we do get rid of Mumm-Ra, but it's no substitute. As a result he is trying to have himself freed from his 5 weeks captivity. I've already discussed this with my manager, and it's a no go, but I would love to see the Monk freed from his hell. As an added incentive booster he has prepared the followwing catchphrases:

"Free the *censored* three! Frome *censored2*!"

"Don't cause them* unneccessary pain, keep them on the same campaign**"
* The *censored* Three
** i.e. *censored*

"Save yourself superflous administration, return them to *censored* without hesitation"