Skull for sale?
I know this may be a strange request, but does anyone know where I can get a ram skull from? Other than beheading one myself? If not then a sheep will do. Or even something resembling either.
If you must know, it's all for my Halloween costume. I'm definitely going all out this year :)
If you must know, it's all for my Halloween costume. I'm definitely going all out this year :)
posted by The Warthog at
11:12 pm
4 Comments:
There is- genuinely- a sight called ramskulls.com which I stumbled across during what, in retrospect, was a very lonely period of my life, and offers the latest in chic merino ram skulls for the ultimate statement in unsettling interior decor. It was a time when the shack really needed a change: homo sapiens are SO Chainsaw Massacre. Of course, you could crudely duct tape it to your head if it's the DIY voodoo shaman look you're going for, which I've always suspected would suit you.
Oh, and sorry about the whole mortality thing: maybe it's time for some sort of radical lefty terrorist group, issuing barely legible bomb threats to the oppressors. Maybe if you canvassed enough, you could win the sympathy of some sections of those smug, fence-sitting ambidexters. (Maniacal cackle, with ominous echo). As an initiator of the movement,I naturally claim immunity - I just want you to release some of that rage...
Must. Shut. Up.
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Anonymous, at 2:03 pm
Call me picky, and don't get me wrong, the offerings at ramskulls.com are quite magnificent as far as ram skulls go, but I was looking for something closer to the free to £5 mark. Rather than a minimum or $75. They are mighty fine skulls, but for once my exploits aren't in persuit of the voodoo way of life, but for my Skeletor staff.
Ambedextrites as I like to call them, are far from from the fence in my experience. They indeed have their own garden in which to fence off, one much higher and holier than though, or so they would have you believe.
Lefters hand writing may be shoddy, but if everyone were left handed then.....who am I kidding? I can barely read my own handwriting.
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The Warthog, at 1:59 am
Throw in a jumper thats obviously too large and a hideous colour and your on
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The Warthog, at 12:53 pm
Go with it, but I recommend you keep it aftwerwardsd for decorative purposes: that Texan episode of 'Pimp my Hearse', the one with the oil magnate, really opened my eyes.
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