Rocking all over the room

Don't rocking chairs kick ass? If you disagree you're obviously an idiot, or have some unknown valid point. Or you may have lost a loved one in a rocking chair related mishap. I don't know, I'm not here to judge you. I can if you want me to, but I will need you to submit an official request.

Why, if we have the choice, do we rock in an object that allows us to do so? What's that fundamental urge you have to stay in constant motion? Even when you sleep you're never truly still. Personally, I think it's a survival instinct, one that keeps us on our toes, ready to evade wayword cheetahs and disgruntled penguins (depending on which habitat you currently reside in).

As usual, trip me up when I'm passing you the next time you see me, or post a comment to let me know your opinion.

Your ever lovin' Warthog