Monk's trying to get me fired

Now I'm not complaining, Monk is a great guy, sure I don't agree with his policy's on how to treat horses or the living dead, but he keeps his hands to himself, which is a start. His attempts to have me repremanded have not gone un-noticed, and all have backfired. When he tried to get me fired the first time he was told that they would rather fire him (which is nice). When he tried to get me file noted, again he was shot down. When he tried to get me fired this past week (and half the staff in that place) I "flip reversed it" to the point that the other half of the room stood there and hurled abuse at him until he mock-quitted.

You'll never win Monk. If you cut me down, a thousand more will stand in my place....I know that's a bit optimistic on the replacement front, but you get the point.

*Shakes fist like a disgruntled old man after a group of five year olds kick a football over his fence yet again and he needs to change his colostomy bag, which has no relevance as to his ability to shake his fist*