4 days and counting
Crap crap crap, last Tuesday at home. The stress hidden behind each grunt and whisper is bad enough, but waking up 3 hours later than I'd planned didn't help. Nor did the £15 taxi fare to work.
Guess I'm going to have to buy a TV too. Well, atleast my mum just came in with a load of shopping for us, which is nice. One less stress.
Don't worry Allan, it'll be fine. Maybe you can set up a brothel or somthing.
Yeah, maybe I can.
It's already filled with whores.
True, I wonder what a male madame is?
A Pimp?
Don't be stupid.
......that reminds me, I love it when people talk in the third person. Warthog would do it all the time if it wasn't so forced. There's something so evil genius about it. You can imagine a guy sitting there stroking a white cat saying "Dr Diablo doesn't believe you Mr Franzek, Dr Diablo thinks you should die. Die Mr Franzek die!" That sort of thing.
Guess I'm going to have to buy a TV too. Well, atleast my mum just came in with a load of shopping for us, which is nice. One less stress.
Don't worry Allan, it'll be fine. Maybe you can set up a brothel or somthing.
Yeah, maybe I can.
It's already filled with whores.
True, I wonder what a male madame is?
A Pimp?
Don't be stupid.
......that reminds me, I love it when people talk in the third person. Warthog would do it all the time if it wasn't so forced. There's something so evil genius about it. You can imagine a guy sitting there stroking a white cat saying "Dr Diablo doesn't believe you Mr Franzek, Dr Diablo thinks you should die. Die Mr Franzek die!" That sort of thing.
posted by The Warthog at
11:53 pm
2 Comments:
I like to refer to myself in the third person, and also refer to myself and everyone else as nuumbers. 'Hello number 2. Number 3, so glad you could join us! Number 1 has been waiting for you...' Maybe this is why I can't bear crowds.
Congrats on the karaoke: truly the centrepiece of every home.
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Anonymous, at 6:21 pm
Then you've got the hassel of choosing who gets which number. I think we should just call everyone Hooty McBoob and be done with it.
Thanks for the congrats. Although for a mere £43.50 said karaoke set is now truly the centrepiece of Mel's home.
By
The Warthog, at 12:39 am
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