Straight Jacket Diaries

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The ultimate necrophile...or is it?

There has been one question that I came up with that's bugged me for the past 5 or 6 years, and I was wondering if you could help.

If a dog had sex with a dead person, would it be rape, beastiality, necrophilia, or just plain sex?

You can't stop picturing it can you? I bet your thinking of a small, scruffy dog too. I know I am.

2 Comments:

  • Am I alone in simply calling it 'love'? Probably. I think I should leave...
    It's certainly a revelation in obedience training.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:56 pm  

  • Just imagine how much patience you would need to teach a dog to perform foreplay.

    And yes, from the hundreds of people I've asked, you are alone in calling it love....but now that you mention it, there's gotta be something there. I never mentioned if the dog wined and dined the corpse first. Maybe put on a bit of the old Barry White.

    By Blogger The Warthog, at 4:08 pm  

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