Next doors cat is an obnoxious ass

Next doors cat is a bit of a prick. I don't know what it is about him (other than the fact that most people thought he was a she until not too long ago and they never bothered to change his name from Tilly). Some cats look at you as if your scum, some just look right through you and wish you were dead. This one, you can see him scheming, but until you see the blueprints you never know whats coming.

Oh, and he's a peeping tom too. When you least expect it he's sitting there in the dark staring through your window. The problem there is that he can climb up sheer brick walls so you never know what he'll see. I'll never feel safe wandering around nude again.

What a dick.