T-Shirt fetish

Today I've decided to discuss a somewhat...unusual affliction of mine. Obviously, if no one replys then it's a lecture so it's up to you really.

This didn't start out as my own problem, I think I've been infected with it. You see, when I see someone wearing the same T-Shirt as me I can't help but feel rage and hatred towards them for their ordacity. It's worse when I'm drunk, especially if they knock my drink like last time. Curse you fellow thundercats T-shirt owner!

The weird thing about it is that they could be wearing the same jeans, trainers, hell even a mask of me with a sombrero and I wouldn't notice. It's all about the T-shirts.