Straight Jacket Diaries

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Being straight gets props

Odd, I know. So I'm in an area of town I really don't want to be in (yes, I was dragged to the gay triangle part of town again), and I'm sitting there, trying to avoid eye contact with everyone. Just in case. I don't want to be giving people any ideas. I felt out of place and uncomfortable enough. So I'm in my own little world and someone taps me on the shoulder. I turn to see some guy who asks me:

"Hey mate, are you straight?"

I answer "Yes, yes I am", for it is the truth. All of a sudden he's giving me the high five. Guess he was just looking for ways to appear butch to the masses haha.

2 Comments:

  • Maybe....or maybe hes turned on by straight guys. who knows? lol.....
    although im sure if we wanted to we could track him down and find out. That however would make us seem even more stupid than we already seem......well...me anyway.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:39 pm  

  • I think it would cast aspersions on my character if I hunted down someone to find out if they're gay or straight. And his answer may scare me.

    By Blogger The Warthog, at 5:33 pm  

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