Wasps shenanigans

For some reason I've been having strange thoughts about wasps. No, not those kinds of thoughts. What would be near impossible....unless they could form some kind of...no stop it. See what you've made me do.

Where was I? Wasps. Now, not being an expert on stinging insects, I'm not entirely sure which are the better team players, bees or wasps. If it's not wasps, then just replace the word with bees and we're sorted.

Anyway, the thoughts are as follows:

If a bunch of wasps worked together, could they build a small boat? This begs the question as to how much can they carry? Could they grasp the concept of what they were doing? Could they put together a rudementary adhesive to keep the bits together and form some sort of buoyant seal? Probably not, but I wouldn't mind seeing it.

Who would win in a fight, an eagle or a wasp? Sorry, I'm just wasting your time with that one. Obviously it's an eagle, and if you disagree I'll see you on the battlefield with said respective combatants...as to how exactly I shall find myself an eagle is another matter.

Do wasps bend their knees when lifting things? As part of health and safety you'd have assumed that they'd have been told to do this. As to whether they listen or not is another matter. I wonder what a wasp could claim as compensation?

Yes, I've been bored.