Snowman conundrum
Where do snowmens' scarves go when snow melts?
One theory is that they just sit there, cold and alone. Another could be that whoever breathed life into the little frozen representations of life took them back.
Mine however is the theory that if it's warm enough for snow to melt, then who needs a scarf?
One theory is that they just sit there, cold and alone. Another could be that whoever breathed life into the little frozen representations of life took them back.
Mine however is the theory that if it's warm enough for snow to melt, then who needs a scarf?
posted by The Warthog at
1:24 pm
4 Comments:
I think that's the source of those abandoned, pathetic looking scarves and gloves you occasionally find surrounded by puddles later in the year. I'm hoping so, because the alternative is that some Hulk-type, lycanthropic beast is loose in my estate, and responsible for those missing cows.
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Anonymous, at 1:54 pm
Your local farmers obviously care deeply about their cattle to give them scarves and gloves.
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The Warthog, at 3:12 pm
It was not a beast that killed the cows it was me thats why i no longer reside in cowgate.
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Anonymous, at 6:25 pm
Curse you, you foul bovine snatcher! Isn't a simple piece of beef enough?
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Anonymous, at 10:57 pm
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