Stormtrooper cleavage
I was watching Star wars A new hope yesterday and it struck me, why do Stormtroopers have breasts in the breastplates? I know without them it wouldn't make literary sense, but think about it. Sure it helps if you have female Stormtroopers, but they're all clones of Jango Fett, which was a guy. Added to that the fact that the endoskeletal bra is so small, close together and high up, it doesn't bare thinking about.
posted by The Warthog at
1:34 am
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Another notable feature is that the breasts seem to be distinctly hexagonal. Was Jango Fett afflicted with geometrical breasts? You'll have to excuse my limited knowledge of JF. Do they paint letters on them and cluster together for a recreational game of Imperial Blockbusters?
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Anonymous, at 10:44 pm
Only on a bank holiday. Even the Empire has it's days of rest. Jango was a bit of a weird one. He may indeed have well hidden man boobs, but until those images are leaked onto the net we'll never know for sure.
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The Warthog, at 1:40 am
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