Straight Jacket Diaries

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Party aftermath

Morning all. Anyone feel as crap as I do? Last night was indeed the greatest party I have ever been to, seen, or heard about. It's rare for me to get as drunk as I did and as a result it's rare for me to feel the effects as much as I am. What is it about a hangover toilet break that makes you feel so much better? I feel like I just expunged a small Yorkshire village from my bowels.

Thanks to everyone who came, especially those that obliged me by punching and slapping me. Yes I was THAT drunk. I keep getting flashbacks too. Like the skateboard that appeared from nowhere that Spicy fell off. And Heather biting me for some reason, God my nipple smarts. Oh, and I got some crazy addiction to Apple Sourz. So much so that after each person had a bit I
stole the bottle and had a bit more for myself. Watching my little bro throw up in the middle of the living room floor was nice too. I'll put the pictures up when we get our internet connection up probably....curse those who put their hands in front of my camera, I have so many goddamn pictures of your palms.

Now you all know how kick ass our tree is.

We should do that every week.

2 Comments:

  • I was a great party and the best bit was watching spicy and the ultimate emo stoned off there nuts and laghing at really random things. Great party and i hope yous have more like it

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:17 pm  

  • Thanks Husky, glad you enjoyed yourself. I would like to have a party 24 hours a day but the cleaning up part is a bitch.

    By Blogger The Warthog, at 6:33 pm  

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