Suspicious looking shrubbery

Have you ever passed someones garden and thought

"There's something odd about that bush"?

Some plants do seem to have a personality of their own, a mocking defiance of common logic and decorum. You get the feeling that they shed their leaves, not in order to preserve their food source, but so they can watch you clean up after them. It's probably the same with house plants too. Not that I've had many, but you still get the feeling that they're sitting there going

"Yeah bitch, you iron those shirts 'cos I sure as hell aint doing shit!"