May the flat sharing commence....in a bit
Some of you may be aware that Mummbles, Spicy and I are entering the flat sharing world. This will be the first time I've moved out from home and to be honest this whole thing is a bit daunting. I mean, there's all those bills, cooking for myself, doing the washing, just the fact that it will be so different. Not that that will necessarily be a bad thing, but it was still a big decision to get this far.
I must say, the first impression we got of the place was possibly the greatest thing of all. Due to a writing error, and some confusion between 3's and 5's, we accidentally knocked on our soon to be next door neighbours' door. I've never seen someone look such a fascinating combination of stoned, hung over, and just woken up in my life. It's my ambition to accidentally knock on their door everyday just to see if she's like that all the time.
There's also a kick ass tree outside. I know I know, "How can a tree be kick ass....hippy?", well if you see it you'll know what I mean.
We also went to see some other places that were, how can I put this? Shit holes. And not freshly whiped ones at that. If it wasn't Nazi literature and food lying all over the place, it was porn...although youo really can't complain about that last one. The landlord wasn't really selling it that well either since every couple of minutes she said "Yeah we're going to clean up this mess". Way to divert the customers attention!
But yeah, I feel we made a good choice. Sure I'd like a second look when the current tennants move out, but I've worked out that I should save around 3 hours of my life a day due to travelling time. How sweet is that? Move out of home and live longer.
I must say, the first impression we got of the place was possibly the greatest thing of all. Due to a writing error, and some confusion between 3's and 5's, we accidentally knocked on our soon to be next door neighbours' door. I've never seen someone look such a fascinating combination of stoned, hung over, and just woken up in my life. It's my ambition to accidentally knock on their door everyday just to see if she's like that all the time.
There's also a kick ass tree outside. I know I know, "How can a tree be kick ass....hippy?", well if you see it you'll know what I mean.
We also went to see some other places that were, how can I put this? Shit holes. And not freshly whiped ones at that. If it wasn't Nazi literature and food lying all over the place, it was porn...although youo really can't complain about that last one. The landlord wasn't really selling it that well either since every couple of minutes she said "Yeah we're going to clean up this mess". Way to divert the customers attention!
But yeah, I feel we made a good choice. Sure I'd like a second look when the current tennants move out, but I've worked out that I should save around 3 hours of my life a day due to travelling time. How sweet is that? Move out of home and live longer.
3 Comments:
I think we should physically steal the tree, the neighbours will be too stoned to notice. True it's bigger than the flat, but that's no the point.
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The Warthog, at 12:08 am
Words can not describe how ashamed I am of you for even questioning where we would put the tree. Like it matters, we'll have a kick ass tree for gods sake
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The Warthog, at 1:14 am
From the look of him I wouldn't be surprised if he managed it. Ginger dreds rule yo
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The Warthog, at 4:09 pm
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