Street porn

When you were a kid, did you ever notice random porn just lying there in the middle of the street? You'd think it was a thrown away magazine but as you got closer you'd realise that there's blatantly naked women on there. It'd always be weather beaten, ripped and faded. Strangely enough the women would always be hairy as hell too. Why was it only this type of porn that people threw out into the street? You'd never want to pick it up 'cos you'd look like a pervert, but you'd always try to crane your neck in order to get a better look. It's like a forbidden fruit.

Why do you bring this up now? I hear you ask. Well, last week (or the week before) I found my first bit of street porn in a long time. I was amazed. It's like white dog shit. You just never see it nowadays (by the way, I saw one of those too). I still didn't want to pick it up, and I still craned my head to see.

It's a marvelous world