Have you ever wondered about the sentience of furniture? Well you should. Do you never get suspicious about certain items in the house? How the hell does the sofa pick up all that loose change? Is it pickpocketing the guests? Is it stealing it from me? Does it have a part time job besides supporting the weight of the people sitting on it? What the hell does it do with the money it makes?
Does the puffy (those foot rest thingy's) get embarrassed? Does it have height issues since it's so much smaller than everyone else? Does it have a constant urge to bathe since people are putting their smelly feet on it's head all the time? Is the top it's head?
Are beds naturally lazy?
Do cupboards mind if you rifle through their draws?
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