Murdering sequentially
Why is it, everytime I change my image I'm told that my previous image made me look like a serial killer? When I got my name badge at work and then cut my hair everyone commented on how I looked like a member of the Manson family. Upon reflection I see their point, but why didn't anyone tell me this at the time? It's most likely because I looked like a serial killer, and no one wants to mess with them. I also do an okay psychotic stare, which always helps.
On Saturday I tried on Spicy's flatcap. It felt unusually good.....most likely because Mumbles informed me that it scared him because, once again, I looked like a serial killer. At least I was told during this time.
....I wonder if I look like a serial killer now and a few months down the line people will tell me so? I do smile maniacilly evil sometimes. But that's usually when I'm walking to work.
I have no idea why.
On Saturday I tried on Spicy's flatcap. It felt unusually good.....most likely because Mumbles informed me that it scared him because, once again, I looked like a serial killer. At least I was told during this time.
....I wonder if I look like a serial killer now and a few months down the line people will tell me so? I do smile maniacilly evil sometimes. But that's usually when I'm walking to work.
I have no idea why.
posted by The Warthog at
1:35 pm
2 Comments:
I foresee great bloodshed, though it's very endearing that you should be wearing a name badge - it softens the maniacal element a little. More specifically, I can see you reprising the Michael Douglas role in 'Falling Down', but with slightly more hair, somehow wilder, shedding your glasses and fragile sanity at the mute provocation of a limp Happy Meal. Can I take it your in for the remake?
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Anonymous, at 11:13 pm
You know, I was so disappointed in the original that it would drive me to re-enact it....which would make me even more angry to the point where if I didn't turn green and start wearing ripped purple jeans I'd explode.
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The Warthog, at 1:07 am
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