Shorter shorter

I just can't catch a break can I? I did get my hair chopped, but it's like a mini version of what it used to be. Apparently, according to the powers that be, that isn't radical enough. They want an entire style change. I'm terrible when it comes to sitting down and telling a hairdresser what I want in the first place, never mind when I'm told what I want in code before hand and haven't deciphered it properly. Bloody hell.