San Dieago (aka a whales fanjita)

Anyone who's seen the film Anchorman knows that in German, the words San Dieago mean a whales (not for wanting to get people into trouble who read this at work I'll call them lady lips).

Of course this is taken in jest, but it got me thinking...what is a whales *whistle* in german? A friends girlfriend is german so we asked her....and I promptly fell quite far in her opinion. Not only that but she wouldn't even tell me what it was. Of course this lowering in opinions was mutual at this point.

Today I foolishly stated that it was my ambition in life to look up a whales lower earlobes in german, and somehow, beyond all reasoning, this seems to be able to be taken the wrong way. The next thing you know we're talking about the need for breathing apperatus and a wrinkly old asthmatic guy who could sell me this service. The best part however was when I reached the bus stop. Now you need to try this at home kids. Apparently, if you say the word "Whale pimp" loud enough, people will run a mile. I don't know whether it's because they're hiding something, or for some other reason, but the next thing I know I've got two thirds of the bus stop to my self. Awesome