Greetings strangers and passers by
Well here it is, my first ever post on my first ever blog.
I guess I should start by explaining why I chose the name "Straight Jacket Diaries" for this place. Originally I had planned to call it simply "Warthog", but that's been taken. I like the name because there's just something about those beasts that I can emphasise with....please don't tell me your thinking what I think your thinking. If so, the answer is no. What I mean is, they fairly hairy, they've got a brain and can get away with random acts of anger. Personnally if life isn't going my way I will randomly grunt, which can make sleeping tricky as every 10 minutes I wake myself up thinking there actually is a warthog in my room.
The other reason, and one, like most dreams, I almost forgot...and if your mind has wandered on this one again then your sick in the head...which I've gotta respect. Go you. Anyway, as I was saying, I once had a dream that I owned a pet warthog, I think it was called Betty. She was a great pet, and once I woke up the sense of loss was as if I actually did have a pet warthog, then someone took it round back, shot it in the face and smeared the blood on my face whilst setting my toes on fire. Because of this I think I better not get around to buying myself a pet.
So how does this get us to Straight Jacket Diaries? After sitting here for a little while I thought about my life and about a great quote the sister of a friend of mine once came out with:
"Anyone who says 'I'm crazy' clearly isn't and is just trying to be interesting. You're only crazy if someone else tells you you are."
Now I know it looks a bit pre-emptive with my blog title and all, but I can assure you that many many people have told me I'm not right in the head during the course of my life and to be honest I'm inclined to agree with them. I'm sure after a few blog entries you'll form your own opinions. Which reminds me, please do leave comments on my entries.
And I think I'll end on this for now. Atleast I've got a bit of warthog in here
Yours sincerely
The Warthog
I guess I should start by explaining why I chose the name "Straight Jacket Diaries" for this place. Originally I had planned to call it simply "Warthog", but that's been taken. I like the name because there's just something about those beasts that I can emphasise with....please don't tell me your thinking what I think your thinking. If so, the answer is no. What I mean is, they fairly hairy, they've got a brain and can get away with random acts of anger. Personnally if life isn't going my way I will randomly grunt, which can make sleeping tricky as every 10 minutes I wake myself up thinking there actually is a warthog in my room.
The other reason, and one, like most dreams, I almost forgot...and if your mind has wandered on this one again then your sick in the head...which I've gotta respect. Go you. Anyway, as I was saying, I once had a dream that I owned a pet warthog, I think it was called Betty. She was a great pet, and once I woke up the sense of loss was as if I actually did have a pet warthog, then someone took it round back, shot it in the face and smeared the blood on my face whilst setting my toes on fire. Because of this I think I better not get around to buying myself a pet.
So how does this get us to Straight Jacket Diaries? After sitting here for a little while I thought about my life and about a great quote the sister of a friend of mine once came out with:
"Anyone who says 'I'm crazy' clearly isn't and is just trying to be interesting. You're only crazy if someone else tells you you are."
Now I know it looks a bit pre-emptive with my blog title and all, but I can assure you that many many people have told me I'm not right in the head during the course of my life and to be honest I'm inclined to agree with them. I'm sure after a few blog entries you'll form your own opinions. Which reminds me, please do leave comments on my entries.
And I think I'll end on this for now. Atleast I've got a bit of warthog in here
Yours sincerely
The Warthog
posted by The Warthog at
11:34 am
4 Comments:
Thought you'd crazy up the web a bit did you Ol' Warty? You sombrero wearing South Park Morph. You and your darned stormtroopers! Adn you gotta prove your insanity by doing a mexican hat dance right now.
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Anonymous, at 1:46 pm
If I hadn't left my hat at work I would. But now the time has passed and quite frankly I think it's time I took a siesta instead
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The Warthog, at 8:17 pm
You're just sour 'cos he brought up Stormtroopers again aren't you? By the by, that myspace address you gave me didn't work.
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The Warthog, at 9:10 pm
I'm glad I'm not at work today then, I can only imagine the bloodbath.
But out of your misery has brought to light two new topics I can talk about.
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The Warthog, at 12:26 pm
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