Man Vs Nature
If you could fight any animal what would it be? For me it's the giraffe, but then again I do like a challenge. I just think it would be really satisfying if you managed to break it's jaw, especially considering how tricky it would be to reach the thing. Besides that reason I think giraffes are a bit up themselves. I get the feeling that even if they weren't 50 foot tall (or whatever), they'd still look down at you as if they had just bought a new pair of shoes, took them off and stood in you bare foot. What arseholes.
posted by The Warthog at
12:48 am
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Their eyes are truly wells of disdain. They mock my puny frame. Okapi's have a similar thing going on but it's the height that's so damn crucial! What I find particularly disturbing is the way these ruminants chew: it looks just as if they're contemplating precisely what ludicrous form your imminent torture (at the hands of their hidden mandrill henchmen) is going to take...like a Bond villain.
Er, discuss.
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Anonymous, at 10:42 pm
You raise a very valid point. Never trust an animal that chews for the majority of their time, for they are coniving, henchmen leading phsycopaths.
Personnally, if any animal stands in front of me and stairs for more than 5 seconds I start checking behind me incase one of their mates is rifling through my pockets.
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The Warthog, at 12:08 am
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